Story time!

Here's my retelling of the true storytelling of a true story that happened to me today:

"So I walked out of Suzallo (a library on campus) today and there was this adorable dog out front. As I walked closer to it I noticed there was something stuck on the dog's lip (do dogs have lips?). I took another couple steps and realized it was a feather! The bird ate a dog!"

wait...that's not quite right.

Anyways, it was funny in the moment. Maybe you had to be there.